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December 16, 2008

GUESS WHO: Hottie or Child Molestor? (Or Both?)

By Michelle Collins

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Indeed, it’s Michael Vartan!! Vartan made an appearance on The Bonnie Hunt Show today, and talked about things like his dog, turning 40 (!), hockey, being single (uhguhwhat?), and his upcoming movie with David Cross and Samwise Gangee, Demoted.

As far as the above picture goes, all Michael had to say about it was “That’s me as a stoned calculus teacher.” That was it. Was this on Alias? A deleted scene from Never Been Kissed (my favorite movie behind Ever After)?

Whatever the reason, it just goes to show: Michael Vartan makes an almost sexy and very convincing child molestor who may or may not know something about the study of limits and integrals.

In other news, this man should be much more famous than he is (along with another lost Hollywood treasure, Steve Zahn.)


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