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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Spirit
This episode brought to you by: Boggle
Because Sydney not opening Vaughn's gift immediately boggles my mind. And
proves that maybe she is a numpce.
A creepy guy putting on rubber gloves NEVER bodes well. Especially when
there are restraints involved. But even without the restraints, it's pretty
much a "this CAN'T be good" given.
Oh. My. God. Does Sloane have on a GINGHAM shirt with a white collar?? Wow.
There are just no words to convey my horror. Clearly, the man is Evil.
Seriously, could Sydney's shirt be any tighter? You can count her ribs.
Have a cookie. C'mon, it's a Snackwell.
Casual!Vaughn sighting! Mmmm, jeans.
Wow, Will has on a decent sweater. It must have been a gift. Hmm, Amy's
hair kinda matches Francie's shirt.
Now we know why Will is friends with Neville, besides his tech prowess:
Neville dresses even worse than he does. That layered shirt combo? Eeew.
Now here's a fantasy: Looking that fresh and unwrinkled in a white
dress after flying to an island off the coast of Kenya. Maybe it's the
magic of the super-swank sunglasses. It's a very nice outfit on her,
though.
Is it possible to have a negative body-fat percentage? Because I'm thinking
Sydney sure might qualify, based on the bikini baring.
Dude, David McNeil's lawyer has the biggest hair wings I've seen this side
of the '70s.
That's a very stylish leather jacket Syd's sporting. Me want. Screw my
vegetarian sensibilities.
You can tell they're in Cuba because of the linen suits. It's some kind of
Castro rule or something.
Wig count: 1 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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