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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Confession
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What's with the red leather jacket, Syd? You auditioning for an '80s
Michael Jackson video?
Jack's a real man. He disdains Syd's sissy coverup for a large,
prominently-placed bandage. It simply screams testosterone.
Just in case you couldn't tell that Marshall's a geek from his
monkey-documentary raves, he makes sure you know with the argyle sweater
vest.
See, Sloane, if you're going to persist in wearing striped shirts, you need
to follow Agent Vaughn's lead and not wear a white collar with it. Please
put this picture in your closet. After I first make a copy for myself.
In Athens, Syd's wearing more fringe than Charo's entire "Love Boat"
wardrobe. But damned if she doesn't look goooood. The gaudy red
sunglasses actually work with the outfit. Even the orangey-fleshy peach
lipstick works. Hey, look, it's completely nongratuitous scantily clad
dancers! Dixon, meanwhile, wears a silk pajama top.
I love Vaughn's shoulder holster. I really do.
Sydney stops by the Army surplus store before heading to Crete. Either that
or Wet Seal's faux-military rack. I'm thinking the latter because of the
skin-tightness.
I have to concur with Vaughn: Syd looks amazing in their street meet. Very
fetching outfit. And really good hair.
Winter scarfs are sexy. When they're on Vaughn.
You can tell it's a serious meeting. Sydney has a serious ponytail. A
seriously unflattering ponytail. But, geez, why is Devlin's tie
shiny? Is its reflection blinking me a Morse code message?
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 1 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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