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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Trust Me
This episode brought to you by: Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Because this ep was all about the stripes.
I wonder if Jack suggested red for Francie's restaurant because he knows it
increases the appetite or just because that was the color she happened to
be wearing?
And the Willage hair woes continue -- now he has helmet hair! I mean, it's
not Matt Lauer-level of cropping trauma, but it's bad. Surely there
must be a happy medium between uncombed bird's nest and Court Appearance
Ken.
Vaughn's really getting generous with the jewelry for Syd. First there was
the bracelet-watch safe-cracking device, now the necklace comm. I wonder if
her engagement ring will contain a signal scrambler?
Vaughn's branched out to a darker shade of blue oxford. Nice, but that
doesn't mean that he should forsake the original. That'd be like Syd never
wearing wigs again.
Why do Dixon's casual mission outfits all look the same? Poor, poor Dixon.
You know the SD-6 costumer blows all of his/her department budget on Syd's
outfits.
OK, is Syd on a mission or is she planning on welding something with those
visor sunglasses? Dahling, that's some nice uber-cleavage in the
glam-zebra dress. And if she doesn't watch it, this spy thing is gonna
really give her a gray streak in her hair. But what happened to that
bandage the size of a saucer that she was putting on her shoulder earlier?
Those spy Band-Aids are really flesh-colored!
Apparently this is the striped-dress-shirt ep. Sorry, Sloane, Vaughn's was
better.
Awww, little Francie is so cute with her pigtails!
Clearly the CIA isn't inhumane to its prisoners. They allow them to have
some really killer lipstick. No place to sit, apparently, but Amnesty
International is quite vocal about the access to beauty products.
Sydney trades in her normal Bettyesque hairdo for a more Veronica flip. If
Riverdale High was in postmodern Scandinavia. As for Vaughn ... oh, my,
Vaughn. I do love a man in black. And pinstripes. But, c'mon, there's only
so much suspension of disbelief that I can do. Vaughn, sitting alone in a
bar? He'd have been having to fight the Finnish girls off with a stick.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 1 brunette, 0 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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