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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Indicator
This episode brought to you by: Jenga.
Because childhood games can be sinister spy toys, too. By the way,
Monopoly? Totally early-track head-hunting tool developed by several
Fortune 500 companies who shall remain nameless.
Thank you, costume department, for the return of Vaughn's blue oxford. But
where's the shoulder holster, dammit? You can't forget the shoulder
holster!
Francie wears red as often as Syd wears black at SD-6.
Sydney looks really cute and ingenue-ish for the restaurant opening.
Glad to see that Will dressed up for Francie's big night. Not. What, did
they take away his suits and dress shirts along with his job? A T-shirt,
Will? Seriously? Unless he just came out of the kitchen scrubbing
silverware, there's no excuse for a T-shirt at a non-franchise restaurant
opening.
Did Vaughn and Craig stop by the CIA courts to play some ball before seeing
Desouza? Vaughn's all shiny. Umm, shiny Vaughn.
I think Sydney's blonde wig in Budapest is the same one she wore on the
boat in "Page 47." It's still adorable, though. It's just a really cute
style on her. Nice jacket, but butt-ugly argyle sweater.
And Sydney's stylin' in the Not!CIA offices with the snug leather jacket.
OK, we get clear and lingering HalfNaked!Sloane, but bad and too-tight
camera angles for Shirtless!Vaughn in the season premiere? Anybody else
sense something amiss there? I'm thinking of lodging a complaint with the
Actors' Equity Union. Or perhaps NOW.
Quick, call Security Section! Sydney's being attacked by a turtleneck, and
it's eating her head!
Do all government therapists have to have distracting hair?
Sloane has widened his patterned-shirt repertoire to include checks. Now we
know the man's really gone cuckoo.
Wig count: 1 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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