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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Getaway
This episode brought to you by: BreathSavers
Because there has to be SOME reason why Sydney and Vaughn aren't kissing yet!
Sydney is so bummed out about her dad being hunted by the Alliance and
having to go into work at SD-6, her formerly fluffy hair collapses
completely. It couldn't get any flatter with an iron.
At least Pere Dixon's outfit isn't camouflage.
There may not be an overabundance of noteworthy clothing in this episode,
but Syd's punk New Yawker airport outfit more than makes up for it. Can you
imagine what Francie would think if she found it rooting around in Sydney's
closest for something red she hasn't worn yet? The red-leather-bra friend
of last episode's red thong gets a Screen Actor's Guild card. Along with
some red fishnet stockings, a dog collar, a nose stud and apparently all
the leftover metal from the Eiffel Tower. And some more super-swank
sunglasses. Syd's like a kitschy Sid-and-Nancy version of "Chicago."
How can Sydney even manage to blink? She has on about four containers of
mascara. On each eye. Apparently even her eyelashes are strong.
Syd and Vaughn decide to yin-and-yang it with their choices in clothing
color for their date. At least the top half of Sydney did. The khaki pants
make it look like she's ready to paint the house instead of finally going
out to dinner with Sexy Agent Man. I love a man in black.
Aw, bummer, Syd had to leave the lovely white coat behind in the
restaurant. Ah, well, it probably had bullet holes in it anyway.
Apparently, torture sessions are formal affairs for Scariana, what with the
tuxedo shirt and all.
Arvin, Don Johnson called. He wants his costume from the pilot episode of
"Miami Vice" back. Also, Phillip Michael Thomas called. He just wanted
somebody to take his call.
I was so shocked to see her, I have no idea what Emily was wearing besides
a bunch of gauze on one hand.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead, 1 purple troll-wig
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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