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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Firebomb
This episode brought to you by: Bath & Body Works
Stress Relief bubble bath Michael Vaughn sold separately.
With the Avril Lavigne no-hint-of-body hair, Syd looks freakishly like
Paula Marshall while playing Sloane-chauffeur. ::sniffle::"Cupid"::sniffle::
Vaughn does very good things for a simple black sweater. Very good things
indeed. I think part of the reason that Sydney was yelling at Kendall was
that she was all hot and bothered by Vaughn in the black sweater and needed
an outlet that would be acceptable in the middle of the CIA.
I think Syd's leather jacket is too big. Or it's an unflattering cut for
her. Or something. Because it just doesn't look like it fits right.
Marshall, could you please make me some of your super-swank sunglasses?
Because I'm getting a migraine from all the patterns going on with your
shirt and tie.
Further proof that Sloane is some sort of freak: His shirt is completely
buttoned up. In Afghanistan. His body temperature is as screwed up as his
moral compass.
Why, look, a gratuitous shot of Syd in her underwear. They've never done
that before.
EvilFrancie must have been looking through some photo albums, because she's
got Francie's wacky hairstyle down pat.
Syd needs to get rid of that striped turtleneck immediately. It makes her
look like a linebacker giraffe: broad shoulders and lonnnnnnng neck.
Actually, I think she must have listened to me, because she changed clothes
to go see Dixon.
Sloane has polka dots on his shirt. Polka dots! This man needs to be
stopped. His plan for world domination could include control of our
fashions, and I don't think any of us could survive that.
I would make fun of the tea cozy on Kabir's head, but that would be
culturally insensitive.
OK, so Will's suit didn't fit. Did his razor, comb and all other clothes no
longer fit, either? Dude, you're going to the CI-freaking-A -- at least
make an effort to look less like a 30-year-old street urchin.
How come they didn't announce that Lee Remick was going to be on the show?
Oh, wait, that's Syd! Least. Sexy. Outfit. Ever. Vaughn sends up a prayer
that Syd will actually look like Lena Olin in 25 years instead. You know, I
just don't understand why they didn't have her in this disguise for the
post-Super Bowl episode. Perplexing.
Syd hasn't had time to buy a new work wardrobe for the CIA. She's still in
her SD-6 black.
EvilFrancie got a tip from Ariana Kane about a really great jewelry store,
"Heart Pendants for Heartless Bitches."
With that form-fitting stealthy-suit, it's a good thing Syd was doing those
stomach crunches.
Generally, it's not a good idea to obscure Vaughn's face in any way, but I
have to say his Rescuer!Hat is a cute look.
Um, where'd Syd get the long-sleeved black shirt? One second she's in a
tank top, the next, she's got a different shirt on. Ah, well, it probably
came from the same place where ShirtlessVaughn got his white shirt in Cap
Ferrat.
Vaughn looks really good in blue. I think he would look even better out of blue.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead, 1 gray
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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