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The Fashion Assassin
OK, let's just admit it from the start: We like to see what famous people
are wearing. We like to *diss* what famous people are wearing. How else to
explain the freakish existence of Joan and Melissa Rivers? And since Sydney
changes clothes more often than Whoopi Goldberg hosting the Oscars, we need
somebody whose sole purpose in life is keeping track of SpyBarbie's lace,
lame and leather. Whether she's strutting in stilettos in Seville or
displaying decolletage in Dresden, we'll be keeping track of her every
outrageous outfit, wacky wig and amazing accessories. Not to mention
Vaughn's blue oxfords, Will's corduroys and Dixon's dreadlocks. This is a
job for ... The Fashion Assassin.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
Season 3 Note: Fashion Assassin was crushed to death by a falling Trianvil, then washed away on a flood of Swill. After the recovery of the body, she was buried with a blue oxford and a shoulder holster. Her funeral dress did not have a white collar. RIP.
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