No!Augh the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a butterfly knife and an IR light
And a massive overbite

No!Augh the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the spies all know
How he seduced Syd one day

There must have been some magic
In those old buck teeth they found
For when they placed them in his mouth
Enunciation! It went south...

No!Augh the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the CIA
Says he tried to play
SD-6 off with the K

No!Augh the Snowman
Knew the game was up that day
So he said let's run
To an island sun
Before my cover melts away

Down to the villa
With an icepick in his hand
Running here and there killing everywhere
Saying catch me if you can

He tricked SpyBarbie with his lies
And abused her fragile trust
And he only paused a moment when
She gave a well-placed thrust (yay!)

No!Augh the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I tried to keep you from today

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at No!Augh go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Vaughn comfort so

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