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Sunday, December 24, 2006 Update by: Lugia, Vartan Ho #8

Happy Holidays!
We wish everybody, who is celebrating, a wonderful Christmas Eve! We hope you can enjoy it with friends, family, nice music, a present or two and yummy food (not necessarily in that order). Maybe you even have snow. Whatever holiday you're celebrating, have a good time and be safe!



Thursday, December 20, 2006 Update by: Mel TM, Vartan Ho #13

Hitting the party scene
SouthernGal pointed us toward some brief Michael-on-video moments at X17 and TMZ. Not too much going on, but sometimes a flash of Michael will have to be better than none at all.

All Michael wants for Christmas...
Well, that would be up to you. Get your Caption Contest entries in before you pass out from all the eggnog. We could really use some more for this month, so consider that your gift to us. :)

Ah, late-December days off work...Christmas shopping, togetherness, oil changes...Sadly, my Thursday holds the latter. Merry Christmas, Honda!



Tuesday, December 19, 2006 Update by: Souris, Vartan Ho #4

Vodka + socialites
We finally have a picture (albeit not the greatest one of Michael ever taken, it must be said) from the Maxim Hot 100 party he attended a week or so ago, as well as a blurb about the event. There was some seriously funky lighting going on there. Huge thanks to Theresa for the heads-up on this!

I was all impressed with myself for baking six different kinds of cookies this weekend -- until I read the story about the local woman who baked 57 (57!!) different kinds for her annual holiday party. That's a lot of cookies.



Monday, December 18, 2006 Update by: Lugia, Vartan Ho #8

Ho, Ho, Ho
We're officially at the one week mark, so we thought we'd not only gear up for the holidays at home, but also on our pretty, shiny site. It's fun trying out something new once in a while and I hope you appreciate a few new colors on your screen, as well. This time of year there's not a lot going on in Michael World (my favorite kind!), but I hope that means he has time to do stuff like the rest of us. :)

If you want a real Vartan Ho update, I'm pointing you to our Ho List again. We have a massive 4226 Hos that have signed up with us over the years, and I'd like to think most of them are still interested in Michael. If you're new to our little corner, you can sign up here. With two new movies coming out, I'm sure it'll remain going strong. Thanks for keeping it alive like this!



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