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1.02 So It Begins


Vaughn: Draw me a map. Draw me a map of SD-6 and all its allies. How far you think it reaches?
Sydney: Do I look like I'm in Junior High?
Vaughn: Just draw me a SD-6 family tree!
Sydney: Braces on my teeth...
Vaughn: How far you think it goes!
Sydney: ...Headgear? Do you see a retainer?!
Vaughn: Just DO IT!


Sydney: Dixon, do you copy?
Dixon: Wow. That's loud.
Sydney: You told Marshall you wanted it louder. I was there.
Dixon: Okay. My headache and I are 1017.


Sydney: Listen, I know we just met on the flight over, but do you have to talk like such a robotron?
Operative: Radio silence requested.
Sydney: I guess you do.


Weiss: Whooo. Impressive.
Vaughn: Yeah.
Weiss: Balls of steel!
(Vaughn laughs.)
Weiss: No, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. (to agent walking by) Hey. Have you met Balls of Steel?


Weiss: Any word from her yet?
Vaughn: No. I don't expect to hear anything 'til she gets back.
Weiss: Your girlfriend's name is Alice, right?
Vaughn: Would you shut up?
Weiss: I'm just checking to see--
Vaughn: Get out of my office!


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